Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*steals some of the chocolate grease to try and attract more cockroaches*
Here, roachy roachy roachy... Nice and taaaasty roachy, roachy....

My gun... my beautiful paint gun. What have you DONE to my paint gun?! It never did anybody any harm! It never even fired a paint pellet!

*sniffle*

*yawns*

*Ducks incoming pudding*

Paint Patricia! I figured you'd given up on the place for good. How goes the artwork?

Nooooo! Where are the explosions? My lovely lovely explosions? Dammit, how do I make a bomb out of pudding?! *sees laxatives on far cupboard* ...not the kind of explosion I was hoping for.
"Oh Daaa-ne. I want to give you payment for all the pudding used!"

Ahhh. I have a phobia of anti-tank weapons.

Wow, I feel much better, but any ways why did you put poison in one of my bot's weapons?

Immaculuda will still be destroyed, I will sacrifice myself for my master's safety.

Noooo, don't destroy Immaculuda, she did not intend to destroy me but hurt you, wait that is more of a reason for you too kill Immaculuda. DESTROY IMMACULUDA nobody touches my bots.

who is the fairy that has been reversing my spells? I am your princess and you shall be thrown in the dungeon for this!

*shows tank-bot an anti-tank missile*

*flashs anti tank missile at tankbot*
on wrong move and, *turns of ssafety* and ur gone.