Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you dont have to destroy her, or do you?... *shakes her head* yeah... you dont have to DESTROY her but you could do something else that's more reasonable
wow, what am i talking about?

*restores guns and explosives in slightly modified form*
There, destroy to your spleen's content!
*skips out of door merrily*

I was thinking..if things are gonna get shot and explode here..I still get to redecorate!

*runs up to star and injects her with real antidote and then hides again*
<-1>sorry<-1>

*leaps in front of Immaculada* I'll protect you! *glares at Tank* Grrrrr.

*hands anti-tank weapon to cricon*

*Hands Imma a neoprene suit to suppress her body heat*

Just doing my bit in the interests of a balanced fair fight.

*puts on neoprene suit* *pulls out gun and stands beside cricon* Honey, let's show this tank how spy girls handle situations.

waves wand and poof all the ammino is replaced with pudding. Waves wand over Star of Creation and heals her. If you want to fight so much here is pudding for you to fight with. No real weapons are allowed here.

Woo hoo!!! Pudding fight!!!! *throws a handful at fairy princess* *dumps a bowel full on cricon*

*gathers up pudding and starts selling it for $5.61 a pound*
Heartily sell I fish that I be a fishmonger!

yay!! *throws dumps a bowl onto the dane for selling da pudding, at a time like dis*