Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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23 years ago #471
Ah... sweet sweet lesbians..

23 years ago #472
Say Dogh'd, this bar is full of paying (and cavorting) customers, and we haven't seen a lot of you round lately. Do you need some help behind the bar? I could use the extra dosh.

23 years ago #473
::turns head to the side and looks at the lesbians on the beer tap:: I didn't know two people could do that...

23 years ago #474
so you said everything "on tap" is the same price?

23 years ago #475
*looks around for naked men* Hey, what about us non-lesbians? Is this discrimination?

23 years ago #476
Oh yeah, Dogh'd if you hire me I'll also ensure there's equity in the type of 'entertainment' that comes in here.

23 years ago #477
Hello everyone ::waves:: I'm Jaded (thats my name)
I'm 18/bi-f/Florida (America)
I just joined this site today, write me any time I love to chat

23 years ago #478
No offense, but that kinda sound like a porn star name.

Oh, and Onyx - I'll have that taken care of. Corwin, DANCE!

23 years ago #479
And yes, Onyx, this is discrimination - Which is exactly the reason that I'm going to make lunar perform riverdance as Corwin struts around a pole with a whip and high heels.

23 years ago #480
*wonders in looking dazed*

23 years ago #481
*lesbians flee with terror at the sight* okay STRMKirby you have a deal. *throws numbers at STRMKirby and runs after lesbians* Hey come back they are harmless really!!

23 years ago #482
my name sounds like a porn star name? ::laughs::


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