Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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But... if her job is showering twice a day, does that mean vacation = going unwashed?
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20 years ago
well lets see... after equipment expenses, overhead charges, internet fees, hosting fees, site development, marketing and my take, I can offer you.. hmmmm.. 8% of the gross. Deal?
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Oh I forgot to mention, I would expect a conservative 1000 viewers at $12.95 per shower, so that's $12,950 which gives you a cool $1,036 each time. 2 showers a day is an income of over $727,000 a year assuming you take two weeks of vacation

Corwin
20 years ago
20 years ago
You have put waaaaay to much thought into that.
Okay people, I have a suggestion that will take care of arguments regarding colours for redecoration and give us a chance to work through any disagreements between Mario's gang and any other factions . . .
*Places paint ball guns and associated equipment on the bar*
Don't forget to grab goggles to protect your eyes. Ammunition is available in a wide range of colours, so load up with colours of choice, pick your sides and lets repaint the walls commando style!
Okay people, I have a suggestion that will take care of arguments regarding colours for redecoration and give us a chance to work through any disagreements between Mario's gang and any other factions . . .
*Places paint ball guns and associated equipment on the bar*
Don't forget to grab goggles to protect your eyes. Ammunition is available in a wide range of colours, so load up with colours of choice, pick your sides and lets repaint the walls commando style!
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why not? i already got eye protection... *flips welders mask over face* ...got any plaid ammo?
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baby_pwencess
20 years ago
20 years ago
why are you guys playing wit guns inside the bar? i noe lets go outside and play wit da guns!!
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