Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Star!!! You're suppose to be watching out for me, honey! If there was water in this sonic shower I would spray you tank bot and watch you short circuit.

ANYLIZING, Ahh that is the humans weakness *gets out of bar lauphing like some retarded maniac*

Don't worry it is only a robot tank thingy looking it is not human, so calm down.

HA! That's not a weakness, that was a tatoo!

Awwwww * mumbles how will i Destroy the enemy*

*puts raven-feather coat over Bot #0001 Alpha, just to see what happens*

*covered in cream pie*
Hath this cream pie et of a worm that hath et of a king?

Hey guys Im still stuck in this shower! I could use some clothes or a towel at least!! Please?

*peers at Immaculada quizzically*

I'd give you mine, Imma, but I'm still kind of wearing them. *runs off to find skimpiest clothes she can find*

*Sitting calmly in a booth, caught in the cream pie crossfire and now completely covered in food. Wry grin*

Oh yeah, reeeeaaally missed this place.


Hmm, time for a little in discriminate revenge.

*Lights a piece of paper, stands on table and holds it up to smoke detector.*



I would suggest that all poorly insulated bots and non-scotchguarded animated slippers take cover.


*Smoke alarm goes off.*

*Sprinklers come on, saturating all.*


Ladies and gentlemen, I believe someone said something about all of us needing a shower.

Once the sprinklers turn off, I suggest we could dry off by drinking a Flaming Bathtowel. My other suggestion would be to use the bathtowels that are sitting next to the now rarely used Purification Pool.

*Glances down and notes with some satisfaction that not only is everyone wet from head to toe, but that all the cream and other food is washing away.*

hmm..its raining inside..
You know..if you wanted to clean this place you could have let everybody out first!
*protects tank-bot from water*
I'm melting!!!aaaaaah