Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*still singing* Le do le le le le, Le do le le le le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet...Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together...i'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear

Star!!! You're suppose to be watching out for me, honey! If there was water in this sonic shower I would spray you tank bot and watch you short circuit.

ANYLIZING, Ahh that is the humans weakness *gets out of bar lauphing like some retarded maniac*

Don't worry it is only a robot tank thingy looking it is not human, so calm down.

HA! That's not a weakness, that was a tatoo!

Awwwww * mumbles how will i Destroy the enemy*

*puts raven-feather coat over Bot #0001 Alpha, just to see what happens*

*covered in cream pie*
Hath this cream pie et of a worm that hath et of a king?

Hey guys Im still stuck in this shower! I could use some clothes or a towel at least!! Please?

*peers at Immaculada quizzically*

I'd give you mine, Imma, but I'm still kind of wearing them. *runs off to find skimpiest clothes she can find*

*Sitting calmly in a booth, caught in the cream pie crossfire and now completely covered in food. Wry grin*

Oh yeah, reeeeaaally missed this place.


Hmm, time for a little in discriminate revenge.

*Lights a piece of paper, stands on table and holds it up to smoke detector.*



I would suggest that all poorly insulated bots and non-scotchguarded animated slippers take cover.


*Smoke alarm goes off.*

*Sprinklers come on, saturating all.*


Ladies and gentlemen, I believe someone said something about all of us needing a shower.

Once the sprinklers turn off, I suggest we could dry off by drinking a Flaming Bathtowel. My other suggestion would be to use the bathtowels that are sitting next to the now rarely used Purification Pool.

*Glances down and notes with some satisfaction that not only is everyone wet from head to toe, but that all the cream and other food is washing away.*