Doghead's Cosmic Bar

The next person that even thinks about looking up my dress gets it! *flashing gun around room*

Well, it looks like chivalry has gone out the window here. *sigh* Nothin' like the good ol' days of damsels in distress and dragons in disguise.

*walks up to Immaculada with an evil grin*

Why waste a bullet. *rears back and socks ray guy in the nose*

*Steps through door and watches as ray guy is sent flying halfway across the room then slides through my legs and out into the street*

Ah, I've missed this place.

Well, after an absence of two weeks and after reading 1500 posts, I think I need a drink. Drinks all round. But for gods' sake (present company excluded) can everyone get down off the bar? That's a real OH&S issue.

You think you can shoot me with that puny little gun. I still got a good aim with a machine gun kid. Of course my glasses are sort of fogged up now so I don't know...

Bad Veteran, your not supposed to annoy the women. Now I have to bring you back to your nursing home for another brain tap. *grabs Veteran's ear and drags him out the door. The sound of Veteran yelling "Respect your elders!" rings through the bar for a minute, then dissolves* (Boo, are you scared yet! hehehehe

"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS"

Yeah, Immaculada, I think you stepped in something outside, and now it's all over the bar. Ewwwwwww....

*Goes near a fan then giggles* Whoops *giggles* you can see under my skirt.

Hey Immaculuda, why do you have a gun under your skirt?

Tank bot why did you ewwwwwwwww. No offence Imaculuda, I am cussing Tankbot not you.