Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #4427

uh oh... now you've done it.. never mess with a mans beer!!

MARK

isaacc
21 years ago #4428

*heaves Simulo on top of the bar, then leaps up himself*

MARK

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21 years ago #4429

Last person off the bar has to tell an interesting story...and if it's not interesting... *points to barrel of smelly vegetables*

MARK

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21 years ago #4430

*grabs a tray and begins serving random drinks to anyone not on the bar* Pr'ythee, drink up!

MARK

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21 years ago #4431

Who's first up for a little -- shall we say -- tale of their adventures? *juggles a few rotten tomatoes, squirting juice on Simulo accidentally*
OOpps, sorry, simmy.

MARK

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21 years ago #4432

*uses monkey wrench on the taps* Check it out - the taps can point up too! *bar begins swaying and creaking*

MARK

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21 years ago #4433

Okay, now that we won't stand for. No vandalism.

MARK

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21 years ago #4434

Hey, I resent that! I'm a plumber, not a vandal! *quickly hides spray paint and rotten eggs*

MARK

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21 years ago #4435

*serves spray paint and rotten eggs to Della and tank-bot*

MARK

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21 years ago #4436

*pops a mickey finn in the paint and eggs smoothie*

MARK

StarChild
21 years ago #4437

*hangs halfwaydown the counter*

No slave-risc and no weird smelly vegetables-risc.

MARK

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21 years ago #4438

Hmm, spray paint and sulphur, thanks Dane.