Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #4410

probably minimum wage = 3.25 leptoquads per parsec.

MARK

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21 years ago #4411

I demand 60 Blopopers per Quarker!

MARK

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21 years ago #4412

do you have change for 8 ningis?

MARK

Shadyman
21 years ago #4413

That's outrageous! minimum wage is only 3 retigs per glartup!!

MARK

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21 years ago #4414

You can pay me in cockroaches! (I think I hear them rustling under the bar) Of course, I might have a problem delivering any drink bigger than a thimble.

MARK

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21 years ago #4415

Ningis won't change until they *want* to change.

MARK

emm_oh_you_es_e
21 years ago #4416

I am sure it doesn't pay a thing BUT it might pay Sonora Not to serve with the cockroaches!

MARK

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21 years ago #4417

Whaddya know! I just happen to have an exchange rate chart. Let's see... sqr(Retig+Ningi)/(Quarker(N)*Glartup)^(Leptoquad/(Parsec+.018))=pi*Blopoper^2.3 - Duh! I should have known that.

MARK

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21 years ago #4418

...and yes, Ningis and Cockroaches are calculated as contants.

MARK

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21 years ago #4419

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MARK

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21 years ago #4420

How about we force somebody to serve us, they could be our slaves.

MARK

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21 years ago #4421

Last one to jump on top of the bar has to be the slave!! *jumps on top of bar*