Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Many times have I eaten arsenic and strychnine. Many times I have shared my meal with mortals. Many times I have added the mortals as a course afterwards....

It's good to be the Death god.

Then we can give the scorpion stingers to Mickt, er, Mictlanc... To the death god over there! But we need to keep a few to squeeze over the scorpions for flavor.

Scorpion is best friccaseed.

i'll have mine in a nice stir-fry if you would be so kind.

*hobbles behind bar to get his own seltzer water*
*thwacks Dogh'd for good measure with cane*

i'll have what he is having dogh'd

Grandfather..It is REALLY dangerous around here to be asking for seltzer water. Specially with Julie around. She squirts.

By the way.. you ever serve any hot dogh'ds with ketchup?

hehe

At my age, I don't worry what people think anymore. I've seen the reaper one too many times to be concerned!

Dogh'd is inedible. But his parts may be profitably recycled in other robots.

That I called you evil means nothing! I call myself evil too and don't cry about it.
Starchild you're evil!
Thanks