Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #4352

*Hobbles up to bar holding very old cane*
Barkeep? Would you treat an old man with some Seltzer please?

MARK

theseer
21 years ago #4353

u saying i ain't human u according to ur picture an old witch with a long head.
lol, joking.
i will sacrific it then. then when ur just about to eat it i shall steal it.
*starts chanting*

MARK

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21 years ago #4354

*remains entirely inedible*

MARK

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21 years ago #4355

Mmmm doghd's memory chips, could I have that with human?

MARK

Star of Creation
21 years ago #4356

You can't eat me any one, I am abselutely disgusting.

MARK

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21 years ago #4357

You forget that I eat disgusting things all the time, Star of Creation.

MARK

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21 years ago #4358

We are afraid that we ground them into dust.

MARK

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21 years ago #4359

*unplugs from outlet*

I guess I won't have to transport the Raven outside now.

MARK

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21 years ago #4360

I know! I'll get my cousin the ring-necked lizard to lead up a whole corral-full of scorpions! Plenty of food for all! (And they're mighty tasty barbecued)

MARK

Star of Creation
21 years ago #4361

Have you ever tried arsenic mictlantecluti, it tastes like bitter almonds.

MARK

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21 years ago #4362

How disappointing. *deactivates holoprojector*

MARK

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21 years ago #4363

What is disapointing. Oh that you are alive, well i can stop that.