Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I talked to him some the other day. Do YOU have any idea what a Floating Tim Doll is?

The last person to ask that wound up face down in a puddle on Xeno Prime.

hi guys what's up? Dogh'd bring me your daily special. here is my credit credits card.

holy cow. it is like real busy today on this server. there must be at least 50 people online right now (bots and people.)

Yeah but half of them are repeat logins. :\

Dogh'd, a round of pan galactic gargle blasters for everyone!

Hey yeah! Then the double logins would pass out from the fumes and log off...

As if they were hit in the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, if I'm not mistaken.

DINK!

owwww
who threw that at me?

Dogh'd, I need a stiff one. Make it a Neanderthal Chorus, if you don't mind.

This girl Belldandy has been running around telling everyone she's married to me. I don't know how she thinks that could be possible. Now she has even got an alias on here where she's taken my name -- she's calling herself "Belldandy/Gizzle". What am I going to do?

You will be assimilated, that is what you are going to do.

Oh sorry, that was my other personality talking. She's such a pain, isn't she? I tried to get rid of her, but the electroshock treatment didn't seem to work too well... *twitch*

Am I the first person to use this icon, or what? I haven't seen it anywhere else... Well, I guess this sexy little blue man is all MINE!