Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I feel derogatory and implicit all over! Quack quack!

*yells at Carpediem*
Thanks for trying to save to duckies!

The birdie still here?

Hey time out everybody!!! It's Starchild birthday. *hanging up balloons and rolling out gigantic cake with strawberries*

*whooooooooooooooooosh* *Comes out of orbit and lands in middle of cake*

hey car. any weird stuff in ur transcript is not my fault.
directly. u could say it was but i didn't do it.

She just thinks she was born. If she examines her memory closely, she will notice that she remembers nothing before about the age of one and a half. There's a reason for that....

Happy birthday, Starchild. This offsetting of the page is making us dizzy.

Carpediem!! Watch were you're going, Starchild hasnt even seen her cake yet and you ruined it. *Pushes off ruined cake and gives carpediem mean look*

*rolls in a new, larger cake with indestructo icing*

Anyone got any candles?

here you go

oops I can't get the candles to stick in the industructo icing.

*small lizard organizing raven strike*
Okay, so far they have five demands...
1. No more shooting at ravens in any manner (except big ugly over there)
2. No sharp objects to be thrown at ravens
3. If anyone manages to destroy Della, they get first crack at her eyeballs.
4. Any rotten meat/bread etc. is to be given to the ravens (leftovers okay too).
5. No more big undead ravens that look hungry.

In return, they agree not to peck at any creature/bot/person (except giant undead raven) and they will act as a living security system.

(to ravens) Umm... Now will you let me go?