Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Look out peoples...! *small lizard skitters into the bar, leaps on nearest raven and rides the raven up to the offending vent*
I got it! I got it! I—uh-oh... Umm, is there a bomb expert in the house?
*rides raven around ceiling dejectedly*

It look like *Tank bot explodes*

I know how to make a molotov coctail so I might know a thing about this.

*tosses device to Star of Creation*
So...once you're riding a raven, and realize that you're exactly the kind of thing it might like to eat... HOW DO YOU STOP?!!??!?

*gasps* Did someone just kill Tank-bot???

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *throws device out of the bar*

*sparks come out of Tank-bot's armour*

Look! *the device rolls back in the front door just like the scene from ET.*

Quick, use Tank-bot as a shield everybody!

*Goes behind Tank-bot* ahhhhhhhhh what is that green stuff burning throught that device.

Ewwww. It smells like liquified asparagus! It's filling the bar! Someone save the duckies!!

*revives for some reason (I am crap at this)* Hoovers in all the green stuff.