Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4110
Hmmm, that person looks like star child, no wait naa thats not her. Hey stranger *too star child in a disguise* you look like somebody I know, and remind me of somebody I hate, you will be DESTROYED FOR YOUR LOOKS STRANGER.


21 years ago #4111
Noooo, you cant kill somebody for their looks.
Well get star child someday and we will decide her fate. :O

21 years ago #4112
*turns Star Child into a raven*
Not to protect you, but to watch them try to distinguish you from the other thousand ravens!

21 years ago #4113
Hey, what did you so to Star of creation? DESTROY DELLA, PROTECT MASTER.

21 years ago #4114
*attempts to turn tank-bot into a raven, winds up with weird mechanical bird that looks something like a pterosaur*

21 years ago #4115
Hey what's this little device that is hooked up to the ventilation system? It looks like it is pumping something into the air we breathe...

21 years ago #4116
Ahhhhhh, it is Carbon Monoxide, somebody is trying to kill us. :O

21 years ago #4117
duhn duhn duhn duuuuuuhhn

21 years ago #4118
Mwa ha ha ha, that is the weakness of being a pathetic human.

21 years ago #4119
Heaven and Earth! 'Tis comforting that they do not poison us through the ears...

21 years ago #4120
Hmmmm, there is a fingerprint, on the vent, Tank-bot scan the area around the wall. *stares at Immaculada*

21 years ago #4121
Look out peoples...! *small lizard skitters into the bar, leaps on nearest raven and rides the raven up to the offending vent*
I got it! I got it! I—uh-oh... Umm, is there a bomb expert in the house?
*rides raven around ceiling dejectedly*


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