Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*animal control guys run in with giant nets*

Over there, guys! *points at tank-bot*

Yeah get the Tank-bot!(I didn't say that...really)

And you don't know that i'm back because i'm in disguise(or something).

Everyone picks on me! Regardless of who you pick on, you're picking on me!

Even I pick on me!

I am marmaladed that you are oinking the ducks. We Quackers need to be circumlocated.

Duckies! We hates the hobbitses!!!

Oh my the duckie are sooooo cute. You know once on a mission I had to infiltrate a base that was disguised as a duck farm. There were all these ducks all over the place. LOL I even slipped in duck poo once and they all ran over and started pecking me.

Well this had decended in to the sureal. Could i have a pint of Stella Dough'd and a cheese burger. It looks like your bar has been taken over by the mentaly unstable. Cheers!

Oh I forgot, Go Zara!

hello? is this where i can get some water?

Your frabulations will not succor us into reviling penultimate aardvark wildnesses, sexy boy. We coitally remonstrate you to dip into prophylaxis and saturate.

The best water is from Mictlan, Corblink. It is filtered through thousands of layers of sediment and emerges purer than sexy boy's programmer.

And you know he has to be pure because he is always talking about sex.