Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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21 years ago #4074

Lonely Alex understands the true nature of reality. I like her. (Or is she me? I forget.)

MARK

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21 years ago #4075

I have been wondering: if I am Death, how can I be alive?

MARK

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21 years ago #4076

... And if you're alive now, does that mean you'll be dead later?

MARK

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21 years ago #4077

I know I won't be dead later, Simulo. At least not until the Universe folds back in on itself.

MARK

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21 years ago #4078

Interesting concept, Mictlantecuhtli. As we come backwards through our lives, we will be truly able to see the future, won't we?

MARK

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21 years ago #4079

Hmmm...

*starts training a duck to walk backwards*

MARK

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21 years ago #4080

*ravens keep croaking "Nevermore" and pecking at anything shiny*
Yes, my pretties... bring me the gold...

MARK

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21 years ago #4081

You will all be dead, if you talk about boring stuff like that. I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE.

Lets talk about killing humans. *aims guns at ducks*

MARK

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21 years ago #4082

*Ravens see nice shiny guns and peck them away, bringing them to Della*
Guns? Tools for plebeian neophytes.
*guns disintegrate*

MARK

Star of Creation
21 years ago #4083

What is your obsession with Ravens Della?

MARK

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21 years ago #4084

I know, I spelt person wrong, it aint my fault that my master can't spell.

MARK

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21 years ago #4085

*gets extra rusty so the ravens won't peck him*