Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Congratulations, EmperorNorton! And it's impressive that you thought better than to say that the drinks were on you, but kind of a let-down. Do you mind if we douse you anyway? 
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Marry, tank-bot, thou needst a better use.
*pours lime juice over tank-bot, making sure to hit all circuitry*
*pours lime juice over tank-bot, making sure to hit all circuitry*
Ahh, *blasts cannon destroying half of the bar* You pathetic human you will pay for that with your blood.
*sharp razors and robotic arms come out of tank-bot*
*sharp razors and robotic arms come out of tank-bot*
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