Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Come on humans, come closer give me a hug. DESTROY HUMANS! I mean eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm destroy anything that gets in the way of lovely lovely humans, I am innocent yes very innocent, I would never hurt a fly!

I am not a human.

Neither am I. And you're the only human out there.

Quick! Pack up the ducks for StarChild, before she realizes what a grave mistake she's making!

What's all this with the ducks? You people quack me up.

And non-people, too.

For me, it's religious. I am a Quacker.

quack! *perches on top of fluffy*

We say this hesitantly, but we think that we are now officially "Alive". A round of Emperor Norton Ale for everyone!

No duckies? hmm..maybe a rabbit then..

I' m not human! don't kill me

Mwa ha ha ha, I get it you are all human, but first I must destroy those ducks they are a threat to the mission.

Nooooooo not the ducks, kill star child instead