Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*picks up ak-47*
*empties the magazine*
*reloads it with special demon killing bullets*
*hands out the DKBs

(bursts in with a minigun) Now if all the ladies could step out of the way please. Nothing personal Demon! (opens fire and cuts Descartes Demon in half) And I'll have another vodka please Dogh'd.

Zara, *please* don't invoke the ducks! We just got rid of the last batch! or herd, or flock, or whatever.

*goes over and takes the wallets of unlimited money from demon*

I'M RICH

*picks up Descartes Demon's skull*
Alas, poor Descartes... I never knew him, Horatio!

Don't worry honey there ain't gonna be any ducks for miles after this li'' scufle.

*pulls a duck out of his pocket, followed by many, many more, letting them out into the room*

just incase anyone was wondering where they went...

Unplugs the Video game "Descartes 2004". Plugs in "Nascar 2035". Come on, guys. Anybody for a space shuttle race?

*sighs, takes Descartes' skull away from Dane and puts it back on the demon*
Look, he's a demon. It's not like being cut in half can kill him. *mumbles magic words* There. Good as new.
Now that that's taken care of, who wants to help me take over the world?

If I let you take over the world, Della, do you really think it will be happily ever after?

Guess again....

Incidentally, I thoroughly enjoyed watching all of you "kill" me. How easy it is to delude you.

*boom*
and this time, stay down.

(enthusaiasticly) i want to take over the world, pick me!