Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh! Thank you, thank you, thank you Aries!!!! I'll have to start serving these at my shop! Mmmmm Romance.
That Rose sounds pretty good too, I think I'll try that next. Someone is going to have to drive me home though. *hic*

what? no kiss for the bartender??!?! sheesh, women these days...

Maybe if you stopped telling them about the sex shop.

Apparently it happens to be one of my favorite places to take them!!

Sex shop??? *Looks for her gun*

Senorita is just recompensed because we ensue her.

Bartender, please invoke us a grandiloquent?

I own this bar. I bought it from Dogh'd' for umm. My soul. But then I stole a dead guys soul.

You only think you own this bar. For that matter, you only think there is a bar. The bar is yet another of my fiendish illusions.

Ha ha, Descartes Demon what you don't realise is that you are my illusion. You are all my illusions! Ha ha ha (evil laugh). Nah just messing Dogh'd back yet?

So was the sex shop a fiendish illusion, too?

Isn't sexy boy one of my better creations?

Sex shop? You can nose a grout for all I care.