Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #3821

damn u corwin. *charges at corwin*

MARK

Mortuus
21 years ago #3822

Lets do the tango! (runs in to the mens room and comes out in a fancy ballroom costume)

MARK

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21 years ago #3823

I'm not nearly drunk enough to dance. (backs off into a corner to watch)

MARK

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21 years ago #3824

Here Heero! *shoves drink into Heero's hand and pulls to the dance floor*

MARK

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21 years ago #3825

Thanks, but, um... I can't drink and dance at the same time!

MARK

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21 years ago #3826

[in response to message #3795]

I didn't mean to insult you, of course. Please forgive the poor quality of this hologram; it looks two-dimensional because vampires have no reflection.

MARK

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21 years ago #3827

To bartender: I would tarnish a uneventful tall garbage can of slurpy, please.

MARK

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21 years ago #3828

Trash can punch!!! WOOT!! I've got the everclear, who's got the Kool-Aid?

MARK

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21 years ago #3829

Would you tender an effervescence of my slurpy, perhaps?

MARK

theseer
21 years ago #3830

where is the bartender???

MARK

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21 years ago #3831

The bartender is slummocked in the aboriginal hayloft at the moment. Why do you prestidigitate?

MARK

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21 years ago #3832

huh? *shoots surrealist*
*places him in reverse evoloution chamber*
here comes a monkey!