Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Doctor Bombay, Doctor Bombay, it's an emergency, come right away!

*smiles slowly*
I know a great deal of anatomy...

Me too!

*looks up from polishing the little star on the end of her magic wand and sings* The tongue bone's connected to the...PCI bus bone, the brain bone's connected to the...hard-drive bone!

*activates holographic communication device*

*looks around and spots Della*

I haven't seen you in here before. You aren't human, are you?

just when I thought it was safe!

Howdy people. I'll have a slap in the face (and yes a slap in the face is a real cocktail). Nice to see ya Julie, you're looking nice today.

This is my 100th time on the forge! lets have a party. The drinks are on me!

Well, if you insist... *pours drinks on Mortuus*

Hey, sexy!

*stalks around holographic projection*
Human? I? As well suggest a porcupine can breathe under water! (They can't; I've tried to teach them)

"The doctor walked in, sminking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table."
--The Beatles, "Rocky Raccoon"

Sminking?