Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*gets a duck out of the vaccuum cleaner*

So hanging out in here is proving to be an experience, After finding the self serve tap(and what is this sparkly blue stuff, it is good)I have had much entertainment, I think I will hang around a while

mmm sparkling blue stuff. mysterious liquids in vials. i think someone spiked my drink.... i'm stoned.

I would look silly with a mop in my hand! My favorite beer is a cold beer!

My favorite beer is a good one!

*frowns at dart in his drink*
A moment ago, I had no drink. To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

*frowns at lack of devastation*
Next time I'll have to come up with something more virulent.
*eyes ducks speculatively*

*eyes, ducks, and darts speculatively*

Hark! Lords, ladies, wenches and fools! Ye Olde English Day be upon us!

Tiz dark shadow upon us this gloomy morn'. England just lost to France in Euro 2004. But what the hell lets selebrate!

*comes back shoked*
great, now i have an ulcer, and three cavities, and i did
not have any teeth when i entered.
*scans room*
anyone a doctor?

*claps twice*

Dr. Piglet! Dr. Winston!