Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Wow, we have bier for German Day, just add cheese to it and you get Cockney Day! I think now a nice cup of tea with milk is in order...and how about some figgy pudding for dessert?

I, for one, won't go until I get some. Figgy pudding.

In 'Artford, 'Ereford, and 'Ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly hever 'appen.

Tha rine in spine fowls minely own tha pline!

Bartender! Hurricanes for Simulo and Julie here! We'll show them we're not in Hartford, Hereford, or Hampshire!

(zara jumps back in the mudwresteling wring after a sly shot of vodka. She slings a big handfull of mud right at Duo)
"Come on let me see ya best shot!

"How about some Strawberry tarts? I know someone who is enormously fond of strawberry tarts."
Pickering: "Did you try a piece of the plaiyn cyke?"

If food where the food of love then I am Jamie Oliver. Oh and before any one askes that was not suposed to make sence. LOL!

If music be the food of love, play on. Especially if it be the rarebit of love.

Simulo, you shakespearean wiz, sing us a ballad! (throws a half-dollar in Simulo's metal hat and ignites his hurricane with the spark)

*slides into the bar, staying close to the wall*

Is Julie in here? I'm afraid to run into her until she gets some professional help with her transference issue over Usual Suspect.

Quick, pour me a hurricane, and can I get that to go?

When ... icicles hang by the wall!
And Dick the shepherd blow-ows his nail --
And Tom brings logs into-oo the hall,
And milk comes fro-oh-zen home in pail ...