Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Roast Duck in Pollonaise, anyone? (Hoists .22 to shoulder)

No firearms in here, okay? Dustbunny is highly flammable!

Come on then Duo give me your best shot (jumps in ring and taunts Duo)

No firearms? I didn't know there was a no firearms rule. What kind of bar is this?

Duo Maxwell, Good luck you'll need it! (Puts on a waterproof jacket and ducks down behind a table)

*takes the ducks away from sexy boy and puts them back on Simulo where they belong*

Well, (downs whiskey & soda) I'm heading out to Ireland, where the pubs are quieter. I'm goin' to Ireland to visit Blarney & everything. I'll be there from June 1-15. Bye... (saunters out door) I'll be back.

*pulls baggie of breadcrumbs from pocket and takes seat near Simulo*

Ducks are so cute.

Anybody seen Dogh'd lately? His place needs a little cleaning up... *grabs a few napkins and wipes the portion of the bar within reach* ...after the soda spills, ducks and pigeons, ammo casings, and minor electrical fires...

Come on, bet a groom and start sweeping, everybody. (turns Shadyman uspide down)

How come ducks are ok on Simulo's head but bunnies are not? I thought I found a home. *sniff*

*activates holographic communication device*

*looks around in bewilderment and disgust*

*deactivates holographic communication device*