Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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What a world, what a world, to destroy Fizzy Schizoid's beautiful wickedness!!! It's MELTING!
*pulls out magic wand*
*pulls out magic wand*
*covers eyes with hands*
*tries to readjust the phase-shifter knob*
*passes his hand through the phase-shifter knob*
I'm tired of being insubstantial!
*passes his hand through the phase-shifter knob*
I'm tired of being insubstantial!
*adjusts internal phase-shift module*
*becomes substantial*
*flies over to the phase shifter knob*
*can't adjust it without opposable thumbs*
*becomes substantial*
*flies over to the phase shifter knob*
*can't adjust it without opposable thumbs*
Really, all this phasing in and out makes it useless for one to get blind drunk.
Although it's morning where I am, so if you'd just put a *wee* bit of orange juice in my champagne I'll call it breakfast.
Although it's morning where I am, so if you'd just put a *wee* bit of orange juice in my champagne I'll call it breakfast.
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