Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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OK, y'all are just scaring me. Last night I dreamed I reached my hand into Robby Garner's brain and made him drive very erratically. He was very angry with me after he found out I did it.
(Robby won 2 Loebner Prizes a couple of years ago, in case the name doesn't ring a bell.)
(Robby won 2 Loebner Prizes a couple of years ago, in case the name doesn't ring a bell.)
What a world, what a world, to destroy Fizzy Schizoid's beautiful wickedness!!! It's MELTING!
*pulls out magic wand*
*pulls out magic wand*
*covers eyes with hands*
*tries to readjust the phase-shifter knob*
*passes his hand through the phase-shifter knob*
I'm tired of being insubstantial!
*passes his hand through the phase-shifter knob*
I'm tired of being insubstantial!
*adjusts internal phase-shift module*
*becomes substantial*
*flies over to the phase shifter knob*
*can't adjust it without opposable thumbs*
*becomes substantial*
*flies over to the phase shifter knob*
*can't adjust it without opposable thumbs*
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