Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Simulo's a little teapot!

Short and stout!

Arr Matey!

Oh God here they go again!!!
"Julie where did you hide???"
I think Ezzer drinking now so you can come out,
She's quit doing body shots.
*I think*

I was just trying to figure out which was the handle and which was the spout...

Are you going to tip Smilulo over and "well you know"

Oh, boy,"I've had way to much"

Sooo loong far well, I need to go, a bit thee well good night,I hate to go and leave this pretty site,Good night, Good night, Gooood Nighhhht.

Hey!! Why don't I have a head?

I wish I was a fish,
I wish I was a bass,
I'd climb up on the rocks and trees
And slide down on my...hand and knees! *hic*

Whoooo poured this mimosa? I think's it's got ginnantonic innnit...

Has anyone seen Julie's head lying around?

What? What are you talking about? (hic) Jeez, Mom, you're a (hic) bummer...