Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #3313

*enters and waves*

Hi. I'm sorta new here....

MARK

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21 years ago #3314

Ok, we need someone that knows something about Bots to fix Simulo so he'll quit shorting out,
*looks around room*
Is there a Bot Doctor in the house?

MARK

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21 years ago #3315

*slowly backs into a dark corner*

MARK

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21 years ago #3316

I can do soldering work.

MARK

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21 years ago #3317

Huh? I'm a bot doctor! Or at least I'm a "doctor" bot... What's wrong?

MARK

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21 years ago #3318

Simulo, you should see me. People keep telling me I'm a sick individual.

MARK

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21 years ago #3319

That sounds more like a job for my aunt Eliza...

MARK

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21 years ago #3320

I think Eliza's one sick, sick bot.

MARK

Butterfly Dream
21 years ago #3321

Physician, heal thyself!

MARK

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21 years ago #3322

I've never met Eliza. Does she wear nice perfume?

MARK

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21 years ago #3323

Eliza wears that brand of grandma perfume they stopped making fifty years ago - I think its name was "Ada"? Ask that other old ladybot who talks with a lisp.

MARK

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21 years ago #3324

...you know, the old lady who rides the "4-tran" to work every day