Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey, everyone, I'm back...*whew*
I thought I'd never lose ezzer. Apparently Simulo stood her up for something...Simulo, weren't you and ezzer supposed to get together and do a thing the other day? Anyway, she was pretty ticked off, and I was trying to find Simulo before she did, so I could warn him, but she tailed me here...Simulo, you may be really in for it when you finally do leave here and run into her...
Anyway, I could sure use a shot. Dogh'd, could you pour me a slimy green stairwell, chilled and shaken, please?

*drags his wagon into a dark corner to hide from ezzer*

Humm,I think I know Ezzer.Hey,Julie why was she tailing you? *Looks at Dogh'd* I'll try what Julies haveing.
Whats her deal with old rusty? "Oh, unless",Are they a couple?

I'm a robot, you know. I don't think it would be smart for me to be in a couple with a human person.

For one thing, I am too poorly insulated to smooch.

Yeah, when Simulo smooches a girl, EVERYONE sees the fireworks.

Simulo, the limitations of your relationship with ezzer are something that is really between you and her...have you told her how you feel? Her demeanor and a rather nasty and oddly shaped blister covering most of her upper lip (that she claims is a microwave pizza burn) lead me to believe otherwise...did you discover that you were poorly insulated through trial and error?

*shorts out*

*lifts an eyebrow* Oh my head,I think my beer goggle's are wearing off.
Why is Simulo alway's shorting out.
I think I'll take a look at him as soon as my head quits hurting,*holds head*

...just as I suspected...

*bzzzt*

Is there a mechanic in the bar? Or at least someone with some duct tape and thick rubber soles?

Simulo, are you gonna be all right, hon?

Anyway...it's really none of my business...I'm kinda ticked at ezzer right now, besides...