Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Simulo! All hope is not lost! Simply accept the word of Linus Torvalds as your Saviour, and you shall be rebooted!

*hands RedHat boot suite*

*puts on new pair of boots, slowwwly*

Ow. Ow. That smarts. I think I'd better cut down on the Rustoleum. Could somebody get me some Alka-Seltzer?

Uhh, I wanted to push the button!!

Ow. Please don't shout. All the plates in my head are ringing.

*gingerly offers button to Skemet*

Push it! Do it!

Ok, But he's back up I'm afraid I might do some harm.
*closes eye's and pushes button* * opens one eye slightly* by the way Shadyman if he brake's again it's not my fault, it was all the peer presure. A around of drinks for everyone,On Shadyman *LOL*

*Simulo's eyes glow ambiguously*

No drinks for me, please. I am on the wagon.

*rides wagon to other end of the bar*

*rides wagon back*

Shadyman, do you really think thats wise?

*jumps on top of bar and yells* i love this place

*offers toffer a ride in the wagon*

there's nobody here

By Jove, you're right!