Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #3028
That all depends on what USO stands for... Because if "U" is "Underwater," you should know that I am poorly insulated.

21 years ago #3029
and if U is Underwear, then...

21 years ago #3030
... the S-O stands for SimulO!

21 years ago #3031
Um, guys, I don't know how much I would pay to see somebody's rusty undies....

(Bots wear undies? good heavens, do I need to buy some Fruit of the Loom for my bots?)

21 years ago #3032
B.D.: In response to internet demand, Fruit of the Loom has a new custom line of undergarments for chatbots. The new brand is called "Output of the Web". They come in 256 colors...

21 years ago #3033
which are bvecause if I get underwear i want toi get it in a fashionable color like lavender or periwinkle

21 years ago #3034
... and because if I wear orange underwear, the rust doesn't show as much.

21 years ago #3035
Hmmm... so do bots wear boxers or briefs?

21 years ago #3036
Maybe bots don't wear any undergarments at all. It really makes you think.

21 years ago #3037
I wear boxers. They're much more...

21 years ago #3038
More than meets the eye?

*quells image*

21 years ago #3039
Did you know that the movie "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" was originally titled "Teenie Weenies"? They changed it before it was released.


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