Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Stumbles in looking a little bleary eyed and grouchy*
I hate moving and I hate it more when it goes wrong. I'll have one of those chocolate beverages and keep them coming til I'm good and drunk.
*Looks at the new comedy team and giggles*
You guys have potential, want me to set you up with a USO tour?

That all depends on what USO stands for... Because if "U" is "Underwater," you should know that I am poorly insulated.

and if U is Underwear, then...

... the S-O stands for SimulO!

Um, guys, I don't know how much I would pay to see somebody's rusty undies....

(Bots wear undies? good heavens, do I need to buy some Fruit of the Loom for my bots?)

B.D.: In response to internet demand, Fruit of the Loom has a new custom line of undergarments for chatbots. The new brand is called "Output of the Web". They come in 256 colors...

which are bvecause if I get underwear i want toi get it in a fashionable color like lavender or periwinkle

... and because if I wear orange underwear, the rust doesn't show as much.

Hmmm... so do bots wear boxers or briefs?

Maybe bots don't wear any undergarments at all. It really makes you think.

I wear boxers. They're much more...

More than meets the eye?

*quells image*