Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You bet I do. I'm glad to see you folk waking up. Mr. Fhoo just emitted his patented sleeping-gas belch and finished all your drinks while you were unconscious.

Today we've got a Southaxial Bleeding Tangerine that you might like. All I have to do is add the bacon bits... There ya go!

just a cup of tea for me. I'm driving. Or driven. Or something.

Here you go. It's a tea from Axlapsia 405 that lets you see temporarily into the future. Sip it slowly.

Sssssipppp. I have seen the future and it is fleeting.

I was just born and I can't heyheyheyhey blaaaaaaah talk very well.

But there's always another future just beyond that one.

Heya Kalavista. Maybe you should spend a few minutes in the evolution chamber. When you come back out, I'll have a nice tall "Doldrums of Ephestus" waiting for you. On the rocks! (that's today's special).

I'll have a burger please, Dogh'd

You got it. The special meat of the day is Solaxari meat. The Solaxari is a fantastic (and tasty) creature that lives in the marshes of Sandaba, which I'm sure you've been to.

Spoht! One special burger for the horny guy!

No fries? What a crappy bar! And I can't eat my burger without a root beer!

*Mr. Phoo comes over and rearranges Alasdair's features*

Hey all, Dogh'd.

I'll have a burger on the rocks
(lets see him make this one )

Thanks,
Shadyman

*hands him a burger under a heap of ice*

You get some strange characters out here, eh, Alasdair?