Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Now your towel's on me!
And my drink is on you? Here, have my towel.

Thank you for the towel. But you still seem to be wet. Please accept my towel as gratitude for your lovely gesture.

guys control yourselves! you will scare the straights (partially borrowed zinger from whoopi goldburg's new tv series)

Actually it puts me more in mind of the hat routine from Waiting for Godot.

Are you implying that we've had too much chocolate?

[An empty bar stool begins to vibrate audibly and with a faint bug-zapper PHZZZT! Joe materializes to find an empty bar.] Uh, cup of milk tea and a bottle of Jamaican rum, please.

[An empty bar stool begins to vibrate audibly. That's all. Just some vibrating bar-stool stuff. "Hmmmmmmmmmm." Don't pay any attention.]

[A disk-shaped object on the bar that appears to be a coaster lights up, and begins projecting a hologram of a hooded figure in dark robes.]

Hmm, I see there's some new faces in the bar since I was here last. Tell me, do clunky bots have blood?

Hey everyone! My coaster's talking again!

Well, the waiter told me before that I had a large rear end so it's going to have to be a diet "whatever" for me...

Shadyman, you are so hysterical, I think you should quit your day job.

Diet Chocolate Milk, coming up!