Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Do it yourself bar? Cool, that means we can use the extra good liquor without paying extra.

What, we pay ourselves to pour our own drinks?

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Wait, but I have no money so I can't pay myself! Can someone spot me a fiver and I'll pay them back after I get paid?

whatever, Can I get a drink? I am sooooo thursty right now.
*gets drink*
tnx
anyway did all of you have fun on my site?
*glares at ppl* *they shrug*
You don't know about it?
*whacks ppl*
ah well bummer
*drinks her drink and gets ready to leave*

I could use a white Russian right about now.

Most Russians are white. I'm from Planet X, and I can turn any color you want.

*turns green with yellow polka dots*

I thought you said you were from New York, Fizzy.

Okay, so I live in a topology where all the points in New York are identified with points on Planet X. What's wrong with that?

nothing

everything.