Doghead's Cosmic Bar

HaHaHa! Shows what you know! You don't know WHICH bathroom! * bumps * Oh, excuse me, miss.....DOH!

*wonders*

*Doing best Michael Palin impression* Miss? What do you mean miss?

Now we know he's in a female bathroom, but we don't know which species-class! There are 17 different ones...

We are clear here on the mouse side of womens (*sigh of relief*)

What about the Fizzy side of women's rooms?

put it this way if we kick every door and we hear a thud hes there

*ponders glaring a hole through each door and listening for a response*

* Run away! Run away! Run away! *

What the heck in here?? I have almost 700 posts total waiting for me since I was away for the summer, I come in here for a quick drink before getting down to the hard work, and this place is a mess!!!

Do you people have no self control??!??

Doug'd, get me that stiff one.

Doug'd??

Sheesh, he's STILL on his break? It's been over a year now! I'll just have to get the drink myself.

Do it yourself bar? Cool, that means we can use the extra good liquor without paying extra.