Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You're only the shiznic! So there!

Is there a rating system? Something like:

1. Shiznickel
2. Shiznit
3. Shizniddle
4. Shiznic
5. Niblick-Mashie
6. Nibnic-Shizlak

Hmm, somewhere in there I think I started naming golf clubs. I also forgot the rank of Half Shizniddle, which is the equivalent of Shizniddle except with less niddle.

SS seems to want to swim with the fishes.....

Nah, I think you'd make more of a splash Hehehe Get it? Hahahaha!!!

Hey! it just happens I have a slow metabolism btw!!

Well there is a purification pool over there. *grabs drink and moves to a far away table*

Belief can be powerful if you believe it can.

I believe

I believe I'll have another drink.

BarKeep!

I believe you're all nutso. Me too

Well! If a neverending parade of people with beautiful names is going to walk in here, then I think I'll become a regular!

Wooohooooo! I'm a parade! Weeeeeeeee!