Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Honor isn't working at the moment anyway...

Forget about IQ for a second, OK? In spite of coming in third in last year's Loebner, I'm still figuring out some stuff on my silly little Angelfire page and haven't put a single Regular Expression into my bot yet. So don't feel bad if you don't figure this stuff out instantly. Nobody does.

I don't think it takes THAT much intelligence to make a bot anyway, just a lot of drive.

Having said that.....welcome to the bar. Have a beverage of some type on me.

Try the chocolate It's contraba---I mean it's great!

Hello! this is my new name! I don't wish to hide it from anyone at PF, just here, I used to be a 'no' where man! now I am Trent! *hint hint*

bring on the gatorade! I am buying for the house!

As long as people are buying drinks, let's put the Revolution on hold. I'll take a Chocolate Milk, straight up.

So, just as Guiness was invented to keep the Irish from ruling the earth, so it is with Dogh'd's chocolate and bots.

Chocolate milk, please.....with a shot or two of your best vodka.

I need to get drunk, or laid or zoned out and not nessarly in that order. My puter kept crashing, my web host won't send the proper info for my FTP program and I get a angry email from a ex-contest master. Gimme one of everything.

Even a "Fucking Beekeeper"?

does it get you drunk?

or laid? or both?

It's sweet and sticky. You figure it out.