Doghead's Cosmic Bar

lol

Everyone can cut themselves a slice of humour.

*noticing Mario stumbling out and a ball of fur resembling a dusty bunny with its tummy pointing up under the table* Is there any "tension" left??? Did I miss everything???

*cuts tension with a laser*

*Sneaks out while things are quiet*

*wonders about Mario's mentality and looks to the 'bot' she is supposed to bag*

*whispers to bluroses* Who ya gunna listen to, a guy with fists or a guy with lasers? *giggle*

When they are both within the proximity to harm me... the question is whether or not I survive with less damage if I pick the 'right' one. Either way... I will get hurt.
*sighs* I need a new job.

I can hear you guys whispering with my audio sensors. I don't want to hurt anybody -- just don't try to 'bag' me or start any trouble in here!

what if someone were to 'sack' you?

It would be difficult getting all those legs in at the same time.

You'd have to get him from the top