Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What is it boy? Timmy's in the well?

*shakes*
*attempts to go go dance*

What browser is everyone using in here? I'm using Opera.

Browser?I heard that word before...somewhere...

*scans Mario for weapons*

*motions to Bluroses to bag that bot*

:::walks in , sees no chocolate, walks out:::

*flies up higher than Blueroses' head, and keeps laser ready*

*Walks in*

Uh oh...

*The air is heavy with salty tension. Shadows of vultures wheel and dive on the wall above the bar. The sharp smell of ozone from 0001's lasers gives an edge to the usual stench of cigar smoke. Mario's knuckles seem to glow white in the darkness.*

hmmmm...

*Turns and walks out*

So you're saying the tension is so thick (and salty) you could cut it with a knife?

*Takes a knife and cuts off a slice of tension and eats it*

Delicious! Everyone grab themselves a slice. We'll have the place calmed down in no time.

Dogh'd, I'm going to need a case of tequila and enough lemon wedges to go round. Gather round folks. Remember, first you eat a bite of tension, then you down your tequila and then suck the lemon. Last one standing . . . obviously wasn't playing hard enough.

lol

Everyone can cut themselves a slice of humour.