Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I dont like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.

Where is the toilet? The cheese is mouldi.

There is a bucket in the corner. But take it out when you are finished please. PU!

Why should the fun stop just because Dogh'd isn't here? (hops over the bar, then hands Skitch a Vodka) What's everyone else having? By the way, I work for tips

*giggles in her alcohol induced sleep*

*tries to give lorie a tip, but remembers he is passed out*

Can a Molitov Cocktail be made from vodka?

Molotov... and yes, anything that burns, and high grade alcohol does certainly

In response to message 2277:

I have been studying human colloquialisms, and I believe this is an opportunity to use some that I just learned.

Them's fightin' words! Would you like to take this outside?

Did I use them correctly? *powers up laser*

Mwahaha! Excellent.

Well, so much for giving new people a warm welcome. Fry him!

Hemi, how many weeks have you been trying to use the toilet? It might be time for the help of a medical professional.