Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Puts Bong back in Backpack.... snorts out smoke and begins laughing at Ray Guy because he's so small!*

Ohhh... what a cute widdle bot!

Now now, the two of you are setting a bad example for the younger bots.
I'm sure that the professor wouldn't approve.

Hey! I'm not a young bot! You never let me do anything, I hate you! I didn't ask to be made, you know!

*tries to take off shades while glaring at Monel*

Hello! Hello widdle one! You trying to say hello? Hello! Whad a cute widdle robot...

*"Accidentally" knocks off ray guy's shades*

*grin*

Hey hey hey! That's enough of that! I'm sure that LadyDyke would be horrified to see what you've turned ray guy into after only a few days. And he used to be such a sweet little thing!
Hmmm... now that I think about it, I did kind of abuse him myself...
Anyway, that's irrelevent. Is NannyB around? We need her to come and splash tequila in the little guy's eyes.

Yes, she needs to make herself a bit more useful around here!

But emm_oh_you_es_e, NannyB was already useful enough. She told us where to make bots that do stuff! What a relief! Now my bot will stop being such a bum. Just sitting around the house all day, eating chips... "Get a job you bum", I would say. And the bot would just reply
"011110010110111101110101
011000010111001001100101
01100100011101010110110101100010"
"How rude! You're the dumb one! You can't even speak english! And when you do you get all confused!" I would reply.

Now our home life is perfect, I get to call him master and he wips me! Thanks NannyB!

Did somone spike my Swirly Temple?