Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Your tounge out and no one notice? That is 'illogical' as Spock would say.

Well, it was worth a try.

Sure...

Hmmm... Having this Ray Guy seemed like a great idea at the time, but I can't think of what he would be good for. Maybe I'll just quietly slip him into someone's drink and walk away whistling.
*toowee toowoo toowuuu, I'm just walking through this bar whistling to myself...*

Did you check to see if the poor little beggar can swim first?

Ahhahahah! Look at it swim! hahahaha It's hilarious! Here, little guy! I guess someone dropped you in my drink.. I'll just set you here on the counter.

*hands him a tiny pair of sunglasses so he doesn't fry us like ants under a magnifying glass*

Ahh he's so CUTE! Especially with those shades on! I wish I had one!

Hey, don't embarrass him or he might take them off.

Fair enough...

Well, he's still LadyDyke's. I was only borrowing him to have a bit of fun with (and to fry Monel's beard). You'll have to ask her yourself if you can have him, Shady.

*pulls out ruler* Yep. I feared it! That ray guy is fake! ( in background ) He's 3.6mm short! Oh, wait hold on, my head is tilted. heh.. heh... (crickets&coughing)