Doghead's Cosmic Bar

There's always mockolate, but I don't recommend it.

Or Ethanocolate, or Alcohocolate, or Synthocolate, but nothing compares to chocolate.

Chocolate?! Someone wants chocolate? *hides candy bar under table."

*has a moment lasp of sanity, and pull out a ray guy* This candy bar is mine I tell you! Mine, mine, mine!!!

What do the molls run this joint? You birds need to sober up!

They ARE sober. You should see them when they're drunk!

LadyDyke, it looks like you have the last bit of chocolate in Doug'd's bar. I think that it's going to take more than a ray guy to stop Shady. What's a "ray guy" anyway. I want one, it sounds like fun. Will he be my pet?

Looking for pets??? ~runs for cover~

A ray gun maybe? Funnily enough one was mentioned in the music I am listening to right now...

Don't be silly! If she had meant a ray gun she would have said a ray gun. No, I think that LadyDyke is brandishing a tiny glowing radioactive man. She keeps him on a leash.

:O

Me: What is a ray guy?
MyBot: It's a column of light (as from a beacon).