Doghead's Cosmic Bar

2000th message goes to me! Yeah!

Noooooooooo!!! I was waiting by my computer all day. So close! It's like Ebay all over again. *Runs off crying like a little girl*

(Nevermind the messages are more then an hour apart)

We talk about whatever we want in here. Like for instance, I feel like talking about calculus. Can anybody think of a strictly increasing function that is differentiable over the real numbers, such that the derivative is not monotone?

calculus??? *runs away crying like Monel!*

Oh, don't mind him...he hasn't had his happy pills yet.

But calculus is such a happy subject...pass the chocolate.

Shady drank it all. You'll have to wait until Doug'd creates some more...

That little flying robot can synthesize chocolate. I'm going outside to look for him.
*oozes under the door*

There's always mockolate, but I don't recommend it.

Or Ethanocolate, or Alcohocolate, or Synthocolate, but nothing compares to chocolate.

Chocolate?! Someone wants chocolate? *hides candy bar under table."