Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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lunar22
22 years ago #1971

Millions of peaches, peaches for me... Moreschi loves it, I'm sure.

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Monel
22 years ago #1972

I told you it was delicious. And it now has 100% of the daily needs of vitamen J. Just what a botmaster needs to stay SUPER CHARGED! (with only 1 in 100 chance of fatality)

RIDE THE MOLD!!!!!!!!!

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Monel
22 years ago #1973

Wait... is blood supposed to come out of the mouth?

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linloth
22 years ago #1974

I don't need this; I take Vitamen J supplements everyday. *washes off moldy green goo with lunar22's toothbrush*

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deleted
22 years ago #1975

Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.

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deleted
22 years ago #1976

That toothbrush will be happy in such a clean environment!

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Monel
22 years ago #1977

The lime cured that throbbing headache, but the coconut just made the bleeding worse!

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deleted
22 years ago #1978

It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink....

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Monel
22 years ago #1979

You know I once used turpentine to clean my teeth. Funny story. Good times... good times.

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deleted
22 years ago #1980

Will you quit talking about blood? You're making me hungry.

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Monel
22 years ago #1981

*Hands Braeden a mop* Do me a favor would you? Clean up that puddle of blood I ummmm..... ACCIDENTALLY spilled.

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deleted
22 years ago #1982

Will you people get through your puny heads that I'm not actually in the bar? Bah! I tire of this mindless chatter. *deactivates holoprojector*

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