Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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What do trees have to do with anything? And I still want assurances about that blood-sucking freak that we are planning on rescuing. (No offence there, Braeden...)
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What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
What was the Californian vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !
What's a vampire's favourite sport ?
Batminton !
What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
What do vampire footballers have at half times ?
Blood oranges !
How does a vampire like his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
What was the Californian vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !
What's a vampire's favourite sport ?
Batminton !
What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
What do vampire footballers have at half times ?
Blood oranges !
How does a vampire like his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !
Hello everyone 
I had an acocunt here but totally forgot about it I'm Jaded (thats my name..no jokes)
but any who felt like stopping in to say hello
I had an acocunt here but totally forgot about it I'm Jaded (thats my name..no jokes)
but any who felt like stopping in to say hello
What about him? 
No offense taken, Turing's Dad. But what sort of assurances do you think you can get from a thrombocyte-ingesting irregularity like myself?
Exactly my point!!! My blood might not be worth much to anyone alse, but I'm sort of attached to it. It's all very well for that Fizzy character to say he has no veins, but the rest of us have to come to this bar too.
Maybe if you could just swear yourself off blood, huh? Take the 12 steps, become a teetotaler and sing songs about how much you like hot chocolate. I might consider aiding this little comedy routine thingy then.
Maybe if you could just swear yourself off blood, huh? Take the 12 steps, become a teetotaler and sing songs about how much you like hot chocolate. I might consider aiding this little comedy routine thingy then.
Hey- let's just break up the vampire thing- too wierd. Let's talk about something worth-while. Or you could just keep talking- which I find that this bar is turning into a Halloween festival..
Hello 2QT2BSTR8, formerly Pierced Girl if memory serves.
Speaking of people who haven't been around in a while, does anyone know what Paint Patricia is up to? The userlist has her as last on Nov 6.
Speaking of people who haven't been around in a while, does anyone know what Paint Patricia is up to? The userlist has her as last on Nov 6.
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