Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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22 years ago #1876

If something gets thrown over my head, cutting it off with my laser is a reflex action.

MARK

emm_oh_you_es_e
22 years ago #1877

Good to know Alpha, I will be canceling our tennis match now...

MARK

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22 years ago #1878

I've never played tennis. Does it involve lead sacks?

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1879

Only when dropped over your head.

MARK

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22 years ago #1880

Oh, so this is tennis we're playing now! I thought you had to play it outside with rackets or something.

MARK

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22 years ago #1881

In response to message 1881 from Bug Stomp:

Oh yeah? Well I moved the conversation to Dogh'd's first, and you can't have the moon! It's mine.

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1882

No! MINE! MMMMMM *takes a big bite mark out of the moon*

MARK

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22 years ago #1883

Hey, no fair! I'm not even up there yet! *puts on space suit*

MARK

Shadyman
22 years ago #1884

here, I'll save you a piece! *Throws a piece to Mars*

MARK

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22 years ago #1885

I'm on my way! *climbs in rocket ship* Oh no! Where did I put my keys?

MARK

ladydyke
22 years ago #1886

I have them. *dangles keys over purification pool*

MARK

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22 years ago #1887

*jumps out of rocketship, dives through Dogh'd's window, breaking glass, and snags keys with long tentacle*